jungle muff

A woman with a large unruly pubic hair patch.

Damn the bitch needs to shave that pussy, she's got jungle muff in her panties.

by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

Muff Diver

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

Texas Muff Burn

When you put hot sauce on your cock and have sex.

Yo, I gave that bitch a texas muff burn. She was screamin'....it hurt me too!

by Computer Paper April 17, 2006

Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.

My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.

by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009

Muff

A place in Co. Donegal Ireland that has an annual diving contest

Bloody Hell, His face is all red from muff diving out of season !

by tripedalminotaur December 29, 2008

muff box

1. muff box - a vagina.

"Dude, I totally touched her muff box."

by Roy April 2, 2005

Servelans Muff

An exclamation, a part of a fictional charactures body. To be used in response to outrageous comments in placfe of words like fuck off or yeah right!

Tony blair is a good priminister.... Servelans muff!
The french are ok....
servelans muff!

by strape November 26, 2006