by motion man kel January 20, 2023

n. The cryptid of insurance defense lawyers. i.e. Everyone's heard of one, but no one's ever seen one.
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: "Did you hear? They're saying a Motion to Compel Appraisal was recently granted in a County Courthouse. My sources tell me there's even a copy of the motion on file in the Clerk's Office!"
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 2: "Wow! Where did the sighting take place?"
INSURANCE DEFENSE ATTORNEY 1: Somewhere in Florida according to the internet!
by Superlativeness February 20, 2021

Mike was caught taking it up the butt at the public park. He was charged with illegal motion in his backfield.
by Poopsie45 January 26, 2025

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by lady slaughter November 16, 2022

Something the rockstar boys lack motion is the ability to fuck bitches and get money something the rockstar boys don’t do this is what the nba boys have
Ben Simmons doesn’t have motion
by Dadiroo June 23, 2025
