tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.

Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.

by Meat Teeth March 6, 2014

mossing

to grow a beard to look more tough than you are because you are a stupid meek

look at him

he must be mossing

by Memer_69 November 12, 2019

Mossing

To be a lame and a loser. Emodies the concept of only taking L’s.

Person 1: “omg my netball team keeps losing”

Person 2: “you guys must be mossing”

by mossingfr August 6, 2022

turn moss

Where all the local high schoolers go to get pissed and high as fuck. Motive central. You often find the sketfords, vegans, or runners here with a bottle of vodka and smoking some week.

I’ll see you on turn moss Friday night

by Sammy boss December 28, 2021

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Moss Pocket

A vagina that's so stinky and sweaty, it almost has moss growing on it.

Man, I dont know if she was just hot or if she had a moss pocket.

Bitch try to fuck me, she had a gross ass moss pocket.

by SwagMasterCoconuthead September 2, 2013

a moss

(verb) to make a jaw-dropping, defender-humiliating catch, typically of the jump-ball variety

Bro wtf he just did a moss

by November 17, 2020