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Ur sister a mister

You do not want anyone to say this to you. This is the best roast in the entirety of all roasts. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny a tranny and ur grandpap a trap combined.
Lobster: Yo ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian.
Egg: No u.
Lobster: No u x3.
Egg: *OOF* Well ur sister a mister.
Lobster: *gets engulfed by the sun and dies*
by eat_my_lasgagne_bitch69 March 18, 2018
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Mister C

"Yo dude! I was at yoga the other day and this hot girl was totally posing with Mister C!"
by TragicKing May 21, 2010
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mister gizm

That asshat at your office who's tragically-insecure social awkwardness is outdone only by his sense of self-importance and belief that success is synonymous with uberdouchiness; this nickname sounds vaguely like his real name.
So I ran into Mister Gizm today, and when I asked him how reviewing those TPS reports was going, he responded by saying, "kicking ass and taking names".
by Milton W. June 15, 2011
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one mistertuttle

(n.) 1. One whose awesomeness vastly exceeds the standard level of awesomeness for one of his stature.

2. One who is so well loved by his peers and acquaintances that he can barely leave his residence without being savagely attacked by crazed fans who simply want a piece of his action.

3. The prime Dragon Slayor and Del Tosszor.

4. Fuck Magnet.
1. If it weren't for One Mistertuttle, this place sure would suck lank.

2. OMG B3CKY G0T 4 10CK 0F 0N3 M1573R7U77135 H41R OMG 1 W4N7 70 70UCH H1M 50 53XY L1K3!!!!!1

3. One Mistertuttle schlayed the dragon, that wyrm bitch got del tosszed.

4. Wow, look at that Fuck Magnet.
by one mistertuttle July 2, 2003
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mister cool guy

He is a mister cool guy.
by r0bmatic August 17, 2011
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Mister Happy

A dildo. A kind of sex toy, usually modeled after the male member, used primarily by females, but sometimes employed in sexplay by either heterosexual or homosexual couples.
Men are a pain in the ass - you have to feed and coddle them and stroke their egos. All Mister Happy needs is two "D" batteries.
by Rod Brock September 24, 2005
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Mister Arms

a man who waves his arms uncontrollably and looks like this:
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Miss Legs gently said "hi" to Mister Arms, he was upset so he began to wave his arms uncontrollably and broke all the windows while doing it.
by Mizzle Armizzles October 21, 2003
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