Mustache Game

Extremely creative drinking game created by a U.S. citizen and an Israeli. The objective of the game to to make paper cut outs of mustaches and adhere them to a TV while randomized programing is playing, every time a face on the TV lines up with the aforementioned mustache, it's owner must drink. If played at a bar the bartender also creates a house mustache and when a face lines up with said mustache everyone drinks. He may also move any mustache anytime he wishes and change the channel at will. During the duration of the game he/she also serves as extreme dictator of any rulings and may add any house rules at will.

Man I played the mustache game last night, totally got blitzed!

by Ducatti 9999 December 27, 2011

Santorum's Mustache

A question whose answer one fears to seek.

Etymology: Rick Santorum used to have a mustache. It would be funny to see a picture of this. But there's no way you're searching for "Santorum's Mustache" on the Internet.

"Um, are you sure that hooker was really a woman?"

"Santorum's Mustache, man."

by Black Passion March 5, 2012

misstache

The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009

moistache

What a man with a well-groomed facial feature gets when he provides oral stimulation to the female genetalia.

"man, I really like having this moustache. But I'm tired of it becoming a moistache when I go down on chicks. Especially when I can't find running water for a few days"

"The well endowed moustache man was inexplicably rewarded with a moistache after pleasing the old woman's nether-regions"

by supertrooperdude_69 January 20, 2010

mustache ride

A woman, sitting on the face of a man, with a mustache. She is recieving pleasure, he is being smothered. That is a Mustache Ride.

Annabelle - "Can I have another mustache ride James?"
James - "Jesus christ, I have trouble breathing already, and my breath stinks most of the time anyway."

by Nicholas James McDowell September 28, 2006

montezuma's mustache

The diahhrea version of a dirty sanchez. Having someone with loose bowels create a thin line above the upper lip.

Theresa is certainly kinky, she enjoys getting a Montezuma's mustache every time her partner gets the trots.

by shirleys January 9, 2007

blood mustache

the ring of period blood around the mouth of a female, especially noticeable on the upper lip; most commonly left after having vaginal intercourse while the female is menstruating and then pulling out prior to ejaculation in the female’s mouth, leaving a “blood mustache.”

She told me to pull out so I could cum in her mouth and I gave her a blood mustache.

by Marty Farrington July 17, 2007