Mickey Mouse

When a black girl puts her naked tits on top of a white mans head! #joeparker

Shaquita Mickey moused the fuck out of the top if my head!

by Jparker1882 June 18, 2014

mickey

A small paper tab with an image of mickey mouse printed on it containing a hit of acid or LSD.

I knew he had slipped me a mickey when I started laughing hysterically. You were only supposed to take half a mickey! Someone slip me a mickey quick!

by tellall17 November 16, 2013

mickey mouse porn

When someone is actually bored enough to search up mini mouse giving head to mickey.

My parents caught me watching mickey mouse porn last night and even worse- jacking off to it.

by mkayiluvucookie October 11, 2009

Mickey

A smart, but not average Man. Very Hot and smooth, clean cut looking. And usually has a huge nice cock.

Girl 1: I had sex with Mickey last night
Girl 2: Did he have a big dick??
Girl 1: Of course he's Mickey

by Mary Heartman May 20, 2009

Mikey

A hot, kind natured man, who would do anything to please. Generally smart, with a liking for sci-fi genre of film - aka Star Wars.

Girl 1: What do you think of that?

Girl 2: Corrrrr, what a Mikey!

by Sara Hicks July 30, 2008

mickey mouse bullshit

1)when you get bullshit information at your job and no one cares that you work for weeks with no weekend to see your family.

2)menial task that are passd on to you to make your chain of command feel like they know how to run a unit.

man we got passed bad word again and i have to go to the field over the weekend for the 3 time this month, this shit is mickey mouse as fuck.

Why is the unit always pulling this mickey mouse bullshit

by fuckthisshitmyspaceniggas August 9, 2012

mickey mouse ears

The shape made by the hairline in a certain type of male pattern baldness, where two big circles have eaten into the hairline at the temples. This gives the hairline the shape of a set of mickey mouse ears.

Boy, Joe needs to shave his head. Those mickey mouse ears are getting horrendous. If they get any bigger, they'll amalgamate to form a jim from neighbours island.

by drzygote June 21, 2007