mister freeze

When getting a blow job in a car during sub-zero temperatures, the man pulls the girls hair back, cuts on her face and pushes her out the car, causing the cum to freeze, making the girl walk home with cum on her face.

Dad:"Where have you been?! And what is on your face!?!"

Daughter:"Tyler gave me a mister freeze"

by TheProduct2003 March 29, 2022

la miseria

absolute poverty

Viven en la miseria.

by buckfanshaw December 26, 2011

finger misery

A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.

I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!

by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017

Monopoly miser

When you catch your gay lover putting monopoly pieces in his anus

"I caught carl being a monopoly miser. He had a thimble in his ass"

by Marching powder January 2, 2021

James Miser

The man who smoked once and is in the back of everyone’s mind. Just read the example

“Package for James Miser.”

by Adwatcher May 24, 2021

Penalty Misser

A Penalty Misser also a Jogger, Sambo, or Pickaninny, is a particular type of player who misses a penalty for England in a European Cup final

The 3 players who missed their penalty for England all had something in common. That Penalty Misser should maybe think about changing his career to become an aspiring rapper

by Truther88 July 13, 2021

Monday Misery

When you were having fun on sunday and tomorrow you wake up and realize its monday, True Misery

*wakes up* Oh no, its Monday Misery time

by Jeramuse December 11, 2021