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A merry mojzis

During Christmas, you find yourself under a mistletoe, but instead of kissing the other gender. You ejaculate on the same sex partner, and rub your dick on a pinecone.
Dude its Christmas eve, but I can't wait to have a merry Mojzis tomorrow
by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025
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Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.
Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment
by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025
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thTS MA ERYR MERRY CHRITMST

Bob: thTS MA ERYR MERRY CHRITMST
Mary: My place, 5?
by Demelor December 29, 2011
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Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band

A cutting edge band, beloved in Palm Beach Society, often performing for the viscount and protoss of plutarch.
Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band wowed Natasha and Tabasco, while General Kazoo frowned.
by chaseoff May 22, 2014
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go on one's merry way

Jocular and/or euphemistic way of referring to suicide.
Bob: Phil, have you seen Pete since he blew that interview?
Phil: No, but I heard he took it so hard he stormed off to the nearest bridge and went on his merry way.
Bob: LOL! Wish I could have been there to see it. Would have been the YouTube video of the century.

Pete killed himself. That is what it means to go on one's merry way.
by UDUser4820 May 24, 2018
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The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round

The Multi-cultural Merry-go-Round is when a guy sits in the center of your local kindergarten playground's merry-go-round while one of each female race stands around the circle naked and bends over ass facing inwards. The merry-go-round is then spun, which gives the man in the center a 360 degree view of all the asses around the world.
"Dude, my girlfriend let me ride the multi-cultural merry-go-round last night and I've never been the same!"
by Binkinater November 14, 2018
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led a merry dance

To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident

synonym : being led astray
Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs

my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
by Just_a_simp May 16, 2021
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