Batting balls around with another guy
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Not a real sport, mainly played by gay men and serious bowlers, which is also not a real sport.
You literally can not watch a men's tennis match with out wanting to kill yourself because it's so boring
It really shouldn't even be a thing
Tennis player: Hey do you want to watch my mens tennis match?
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
Cute girl: Mmmm, not a real sport. Don't ever talk to me again eww
Tennis player: Whatever! I only wanted a gf as a cover-up for being gay anyway!
by Mandog098 February 5, 2014
Get the mens tennismug. by Skinnybiscuit December 6, 2016
Get the beautiful menmug. Literally, men from Asia. The term informally refers also to men of Asian ancestry regardless of nationality, in the manner of "White," "Black," and "Hispanic." Discussing "Asian men" per se can be a tangly endeavor because various issues relating to Asian peoples are slowly gaining awareness and inevitably will have some broad-range effect within society.
One issue is sex: there is an unmistakable discrepancy between customary perceptions of Asian women and men. Urban Dictionary exemplifies this. While its multiple definitions of "Asian women" praise Asian women's attractiveness in absolute terms, and even "Asian" itself has long meant "the race with the hottest girls," analogous descriptions of Asian men are conspicuously absent.
This discrepancy, alongside the glut of derogatory entries for "Asian penis" and its synonyms (q.v.), simply evinces society's pervasive distortion of Asian manhood (rank emasculation) and even of Asian womanhood (rank sexualization, an arguable but limited advantage). To add a definition of "Asian men" at all, then, is to begin lifting a veil of ignorance that more comfortably has hung over the face.
The truth is simple. If Asian women are beautiful and vital, then so are Asian men, simply because every group runs its full gamut. Thus, to dispense with clichéd misconceptions of Asian men (among others) is to benefit the self immeasurably, for only with eyes cleared of dust and gunk can one access all there is to be seen.
One issue is sex: there is an unmistakable discrepancy between customary perceptions of Asian women and men. Urban Dictionary exemplifies this. While its multiple definitions of "Asian women" praise Asian women's attractiveness in absolute terms, and even "Asian" itself has long meant "the race with the hottest girls," analogous descriptions of Asian men are conspicuously absent.
This discrepancy, alongside the glut of derogatory entries for "Asian penis" and its synonyms (q.v.), simply evinces society's pervasive distortion of Asian manhood (rank emasculation) and even of Asian womanhood (rank sexualization, an arguable but limited advantage). To add a definition of "Asian men" at all, then, is to begin lifting a veil of ignorance that more comfortably has hung over the face.
The truth is simple. If Asian women are beautiful and vital, then so are Asian men, simply because every group runs its full gamut. Thus, to dispense with clichéd misconceptions of Asian men (among others) is to benefit the self immeasurably, for only with eyes cleared of dust and gunk can one access all there is to be seen.
by lichno May 19, 2018
Get the Asian menmug. by harlodjordan December 6, 2009
Get the Raining Menmug. by hondureño504 July 23, 2019
Get the honduren menmug. by chung chung August 1, 2004
Get the girly menmug. A ridiculous accusation made by women whenever they encounter a male thought or behavior they don't understand or agree with. Especially ironic when used (as it most commonly is) by women who are more than a little overweight.
"Last night, Gary came home with some fancy lingere. Can you believe he actually thought I would be glad he bought me clothes?"
"Ugh. Men are such pigs."
"Sam keeps on telling me how beautiful I am, and how much he'd love to spend more time with me. I think he really likes me."
"Oh please. All men are pigs. He just wants to get in your pants."
"Ugh. Men are such pigs."
"Sam keeps on telling me how beautiful I am, and how much he'd love to spend more time with me. I think he really likes me."
"Oh please. All men are pigs. He just wants to get in your pants."
by zilog May 27, 2006
Get the men are pigsmug.