dickographic memory

Similar to photographic memory, but instead you might not remember the persons name but you can remember if they got good dick or not.

Dude, I hooked up with Adrian, he saw me at the bar and tried to get me home again and my dickographic memory made me remember it wasn’t that great.

by Bflee000004 September 15, 2022

dickographic memory

Similar to photographic memory, it’s where you might not remember a guys name but you remember if that dick was good or not.

Dude, this guy I recognized tried to take me home tonight but my dickographic memory reminded his dick wasn’t that good.

by Bflee000004 September 15, 2022

Ho memory

The instance when you're trying to remember which ho you or someone else is talking about.

Al: remember when you brought that ho over and she took out TV remote?
Fred: you mean Tammy?
Al: no not her
Fred: sorry man my ho memory isn't very good nowadays.

by Kaydabalab October 9, 2022

Music Memory

That moment where you try to describe a song to somebody but you don’t know the lyrics.

“What’s that one song called?”
“Which one?”
“The one that goes… bum bum do do… bum bum do….”
“I swear to god you always get Music Memory..”

by J4VA January 3, 2023

Homographic Memory

The ability to retain the memory of every queer face you see

I never forget a gay face. I have what scientists call a homographic memory -Lee, desperate housewives season 7

by anonymous September 3, 2023

goldfish memory

the worst memory possible. Goldfishes have 1-10 second memory loss

the dumbest student e v e r: hey did you study for the test tomorrow? I didn't I have goldfish memory.
An average student: dude its not a test AN EXAM
the dumbest student e v e r: wait what. we have exams this week

by lunamoona457 January 13, 2024

cart memory

When your memory is so fucked up because you smoke carts 24/7.

guy 1 : “I can’t find where I put my phone, I had it just a second ago.”

guy 2 : “Maybe you’d know where you put it if you didn’t have cart memory.”

by cdh423man February 3, 2024