Meter maggot

Name for the shitbags who patrol our streets to hand out tickets for parking violations. Typically this fucked up failure is congentally incapable of getting a real job yet strangely has a hugely overdeveloped ego and think they are helping society with their fucked up bullshit

That fucker ticketed me for being three minutes late. What a typical meter maggot.

by Droog234 June 21, 2010

mafternoon

The time of day that covers both the morning and the afternoon.

Joan spent all mafternoon at the park.

by sem1985 July 1, 2011

Three-meter chick

When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.

Beer Googles fading.....

by Bob Saget April 26, 2005

meterosexual

one who only has sex if measurements are made using the Metric system. probably somewhat insecure

"I have a whopping SEVENTEEN centimeter... uh, wait a second..."

by rampant c March 10, 2004

fun-o-meter

the way you rate how much fun you're having with whatever you may doing at that moment

i am having so much fun chillin with my peeps that my fun-o-meter is going ding-ding-ding!!

by Deezee April 3, 2006

100 Meter Dash

A very fast and furious masturbation session.

I didn't have much time so i did a quick 100 meter dash before school.

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

menter

Anything that relates to the mind or the word mental. Many possible uses.

"I'm mentered out."
"I have menter disabilaties."

by wysiwyg January 9, 2004