M-Material

M-Material, is a state of mind, where you are totaly in the know and on the ball, youre gonna get married and shit, youve got big tits and an alright face, so will find it avergely easy to get a husband, drama surrounds you a bit but you dont give a shit cos ho hum hum ho thats life.

Dave: you know that girl over there.. I think shes real M-Material... Shes got big tits and an alright face... Should i propose?

Stanley: Yeah brosephh go for it

by mmmmzzz.z.z..zz....zz.....z.. December 21, 2008

Obituary Material

A life accomplishment that is so significant that it will pointed out in your obituary.

Did you hear that Stacey was promoted to President of the First National Bank? That's some serious obituary material.

by Indy Sparkplug May 13, 2010

materazzi

A hero to fans of the Italian National Soccer team. He is a master at trash talking thus resulting in his opponent breaking down and self-destructing. (Example: Zinedine Zidane)

Materazzi has no limits in his trash talking arsenal; he will run his mouth until the opposition explodes. A hero and key player in Italy's World Cup victory, it is wrong that he was suspended after the match due to simply angering his opponent (Zidane) through insults.

by D-Block_NJ July 21, 2006

Marshall Mathers III

Marshall Mathers is the best writer ever and doesn't take crap from anyone.

by Rhaegan Dye September 5, 2003

masturbation material

A woman or man so hot, you want to masturbate!

"Let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man, she's good masturbation material. The glasses and all of that, great masturbation material" (said comedian Tracy Morgan, January 27, 2011, during "Inside the NBA" on TNT before the Heat-Knicks game).

by masturbationmaterial.com February 20, 2011

Material Girl

A girl who want Chanel 9 boots
And all these n-words steady jockin'
'Cause they know she's the truth

Material girl purr! Slay queen! 👑

by itgirlenergy February 16, 2022

Maternitized

The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.

Ted: "Hey I hooked up with Karen last night!"
Vince: "So what? She's been maternitized"

by t0pl355 April 28, 2010