jesse mates

to flush the toilet a minimum of ten times after taking a shit

Dude, Jesse Mates just jesse matesd after he had explosive diarrhea.

by jesse mates May 14, 2011

batting material

Batting material is another word for Pornography or Eye candy

Phil is running low on fresh Batting Material, so he gets all angry and tetchy.

by dr.rob May 17, 2004

mateship

A bond between australian men that runs deep - very deep!

I would like to mateship you

by Johan1991 January 23, 2009

Pulling a Matei

The act of friending random strangers, with whom you share multiple mutual friends, on Facebook.

Person I: "Who the hell is Booker Williams?"

Person II: "Oh! He's a friend of mine, but I guess he's pulling a Matei."

by LadyCB February 23, 2009

Material Girl

a material girl is someone who is better than everyone else, they are simply the best. A material girl will go to great measures to be the best that they can be, which isn't far because they are already the best. If you are ever to meet a material girl, treat them like the queen they are. Always respect a material girl, for they deserve all the respect in the world. The term material girl was spread around mostly by the song ¨material girl¨by saucy santana. But that song is actually based on the original material girl by Madona, released in 1984. so if you ever hear someone say the words material girl, (most likely sounding like material gworl) just remember that material girls are the best thing to ever happen to this cruel earth.

Mellisa is such a material girl, I wish I was just like her

by RicoLol February 18, 2022

jonny no mates

A man who is at least 35 years old, is still a virgin and will never have sex in his life ever.

Bob is a jonny no mates

by Shaun Walker November 11, 2004

Materialist

Someone who believes a type of material is inferior to another, or someone who discriminates against specific types of material. See materialism

George: Do you have any leather jackets? I hate fleece.

Cashier: Oh, you're one of those kinds of people. We don't serve materialists here, fuck off.

George: I'm not a materialist, I have reasons for hating fleece.

Cashier: You bigots make me sick.

by Zeddler June 23, 2013