Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.
S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex
by D:)))) August 15, 2022
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massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.
"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"
by massage therapist December 29, 2011
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Serbian ASS Massage

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.
by Piggas in Naris March 12, 2023
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Portuguese Massage

The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.
“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage“
Bogus!”
by BeanLover69 December 07, 2024
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second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 09, 2023
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Ball Massage

A non sexual massage of the testicular region
Hey kyra I would like to give you a Ball Massage
by freybeja November 25, 2021
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