Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.

Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

by Sezmstersem April 2, 2023

Samoan massage

Deep tissue by a big ass samoan, or by your sister who don’t give two shits how much you cryin.

ma sista gave me one hell of a “Samoan massage” almost thought it was uncle sa’o.

by Taumaoe April 21, 2023

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 15, 2022

Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019

deluXXXe massage

A non-subtle, innuendoization of 'deluxe massage' (the act of eating someone's ass while massaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it's sexual nature.

I texted that girl from the party and said I'd give her a 'deluXXXe massage' later tonight. I doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it'll be a good time.

by Emperor Megas March 14, 2014

Text massage

Messages sent to someone or others to emotionally support their decisions.

(Giving a text massage)

(Giving a text massage)

Ex. It's ok Becky if you ate a whole tray of cupcakes. You can start again tomorrow.

by Granmeyer August 11, 2018