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Maritoinette

Pronounced like the name "Martin" then "net". A Happy go lucky person who's all gleeful and cheery but only because said person is oblivious about reality out of sight.
Wade: Then I said "Wow, this is the best taco I ever had!" Then they gave me a coupon if I to ever go to any of their other branches, Which I WILL DUH I mean "50% off if I buy 5 tacos!!? HOW SWEET IS THAT? Man, Life is good. I wish Jake could appreciate it more and stop being emo all the time lmao"
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette
by Humommy June 25, 2023
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Marathon

A 26.2 mile footrace that makes you very pumped up and excited but when you hit miles 19-21 you instantly regret signing up for but when you cross the finish line you get a major runners high
At first I regretted training for the marathon and I wanted to quit but when I finished it, I wanted to do it the next day.
by Nico Suave!! September 20, 2023
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Dev Marathor

A Dev Marathor is someone who is a small-assed bitch who is very picky over who she ass-blows. She is also a bitch who likes to get assfucked by her boyfriend Edward.
"Please shut up. You're turning into a Dev Marathor."
by bigbootibebi December 15, 2003
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makeout marathon

Make out in 7 places over the course of a week. One location per week. Fun game to play with partner...if you're into that stuff
My girlfriend bailed on day 1 of the makeout marathon. I'm so pissed because I was really in the mood. Time to breakup:)
by tncarch December 8, 2014
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Boston Marathon

Refers to a line of cocaine so big you could run the Boston Marathon. Reserved for those who are accustomed to the rush and may be too large for the amateurs.
"Oh man, that's so long my nose just ran the Boston Marathon!"
by Miss Mia Wallace June 10, 2018
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Mexican marathon

A Mexican marathon is when an individual memorizes an entire high school worth of Mexican (otherwise known as the Spanish language) in 1 hour on the day before their exam.
"Are you ok?
"No you fuckhead I just did a Mexican marathon"
"Oh my dearest apologies"
by dabmaster156 March 11, 2018
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anna maratou

E.g. Anna Maratou is a chav
by Oscarblake123 September 12, 2020
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