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Sriracha moustache

The result of sex with a menstruating woman, then wiping your penis on her face.
"Dude, your sister's a freak. She asked me to give her a sriracha moustache. I had to look it up. I mean, I did it, but still..."
by Dharma Midget March 8, 2017
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Preacher's Moustache

The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.

Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.
When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.
by Christie Corpus September 27, 2004
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moustache ride

cunnilingus performed by a male
Jeff gave Sarah the best moustache ride she'd ever had!
by Pimpinaintathang January 28, 2011
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spit mustache

by Heels5 February 5, 2010
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mulstache

When a mullet meets with a mustache continuously to form a particularly unappealing fashion statement. It is also sometimes accompanied by a beard.
Girl 1 "Dude, did you see Jeremy?"
Girl 2 "No... why?"
Girl 1 "He went and grew a mulstache."
Girl 2 "NOOOO!!!! That horrible hair invasion of the face?"
Girl 1 "That's what I'm sayin."
by DiscoxKate June 26, 2007
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Dirty Teen Mustache

A Dirty Teen Mustache is a mustache that some teenagers thinks looks cool on them, but it doesn't. It's like the kid isn't meant to have a mustache, but he has one anyway. That's called a dirty teen mustache.
bawb: Hey, what's up with the mustache?
John: Oh, right, how's it look :D.
bawb: uh, no. Shave that Dirty Teen Mustache off.
by IOA August 3, 2007
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Mohammed Mustache

Just like a Dirty Sanchez, however after the wipe you sprinkle sand on it.
Man you should have been there last night! I gave this girl a mohammed mustache, it was sweet.
by Dino Tank March 3, 2008
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