Safe Tall Mong Us 

Safe Tall mong us is a god that people worship he owns rule 69 and is known to be a really good skater better then beetlejuice

Safe Tall Mong Us
NOOOOOOOOOOo
YEEEEE

Safe Tall Mong Us by cAN I PUT BALLS IN JAWS November 3, 2021

Ass Mong 

A basic insult for some one who is pissing you off (annoying you)..

Used in same context as:
Dick head, Gimp, Prick,

"Stop watching porn you ASS MONG!!!"

Ass Mong by Clivey B November 9, 2004

Mega Mong 

Amplified version of a mong - when one is so wiped that all one can do is chill, do nothing practicle whatsoever. The beauty of a mega-mong is that it can last for hours, even days.

Im so hungover that im just gonna crash at mine today and have a mega mong for the rest of the weekend

Mega Mong by boon:noob November 22, 2009

Morning mong 

Waking up and smoking Cannabis before noon.

For best effect smoke on a trampoline in the sun with 2+ people.

*wake up* ''Lets go for morning mong :)''

Morning mong by Monkeylord 01 March 25, 2010

On the mong

To be in a state of such utter unawareness toward social norms that one could be mistaken for a (mongoloid).

Person 1: Wow ,Charlie and Denise just farted, turned to each other, and screamed beep beep during the christening.
Person 2: Yea... They're definitely on the mong.

On the mong by MisterBisquits96 June 25, 2019

mega piggy minger moose mong 

a better version of mong (rape sumone to death and jump on their stomach so semen squirts out their pussy)

if you don't shut up i'm gonna mega piggy minger moose mong you

mega piggy minger moose mong by rubystein March 6, 2021

King Mong 

a paedofile that ass rapes 10 year olds and listens to out of tune music

im-a- paedo quote from lewis

King Mong by goatpuss December 2, 2003