Trench Minge

When a vagina has been abused by STI's, mostly the clap, an extreme reaction to chlamidia resembling a rotting trench

No way i'm not sleeping with her, she has Trench Minge, it'd be like screwing sea weed.

She's been playing clap tennis so much she's developing a trench minge

by Lord of all Trench Minge July 12, 2011

monkey minge

an incredibly hairy and unkempt lady garden, resembling that of any primate found in the wild or captivity. usually accompanied by piss flaps like the side of a baboons face

hey, you see her hairy arms?

yeah, she totally got a monkey minge, its apparent

by biggertom October 9, 2009

covered in minge

You are said to be "covered in minge" when sat between two girls or women.

-Andrew Cross

He's sat between Sandra and Sue...

Yeah just look at him, he's covered in minge.

by poulter7 July 29, 2006

Minge Mullet

A perfectly styled minge which sports a short crack and sides.

Burtha really has the most beautiful minge mullet

by d3@N November 7, 2010

Minge

Term used between bro's to signify that one will return in a jiffy.

Catch you in a minge mate

by crimsonking July 25, 2012

Rave Minge

When a female has been clubbing for many an hour usually somewhere where the toilets look like something from a farmyard and nobody has replenished the toilet roll since 1972. This is how she would describe her little flower when she returns home (usually a good 48 hrs after she went out).

Jesus Torie, is that your rave minge i can smell!!??

by Shooey February 19, 2009

minge punch

punching someone in their lady garden to cause pain, usually done with lunging action

the minge punch will get you, keep your eyes peeled and minge covered. dont forget to bring the minge

by Paddy101 June 11, 2006