Dorito Mic

A microphone so bad in quality, it's sound can be comparable to a dorito.

James: Mhmm Vrhuemm Haehhh Akiie!

Spencer: You're quality is awefull James

Scott: Yeah, he's got a dorito mic

by Votlem September 27, 2015

Mic up

Black fishing people on roblox with korblox and headless and more tht will pack u until u cry like a lil baby or lag until they die so yea😀

Black1: Yo mic up foo
Black2:Bet my discord is taskmask#1499 (add me)

by itsziyahhh November 11, 2021

MIC

A word used to describe a black man that is not native to the United States aka Made In China or a black man that cheats because black men don't cheat.

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Woman 1: My black boyfriend just cheated on me
Woman 2: That sounds like a MIC and not a black man

by TALyt October 6, 2020

the mic ill

contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.

I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir

by Royal Brunson July 16, 2007

mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 2, 2023

Mic

The same as “taking the piss” or joking around. “Taking the mic”

Dequavis -“ your really starting to annoy me”

Ice jj fish - “relax I’m just taking the mic cunt”

by Coupladogs May 31, 2020

On Without Mics

When you and your boys are banging it out but oral sex is off the table.

Tim and Eric were on without mics last night because it is only gay if you make eye contact.

by TimCheese February 16, 2021