the mic ill

contrary to most poker wisdom,it is the strongest hand in all forms of poker;the 2 and 3 of clubs.

I was holding pocket aces and pushed all in preflop.I was snapped called by Mike who was holding the mic ill and I was brought to my knees by its awesomeness and defeated. nh sir

by Royal Brunson July 16, 2007

mic paranoia

when you're taking a shit during a zoom call and you have your camera blocked off, but you're still worried about your mic being muted

Jon: Damn I really gotta take a dump but I'm in a zoom call
Brett: Why don't you just go bro? It's cameras off
Jon: I can't I got mic paranoia

by Mike Hawkington the Third October 02, 2023

Mic

The same as “taking the piss” or joking around. “Taking the mic”

Dequavis -“ your really starting to annoy me”

Ice jj fish - “relax I’m just taking the mic cunt”

by Coupladogs May 31, 2020

abused that mic

The attempt and epic fail at Karaoke.

That girl was at the bar and abused that mic so bad that she got a bottle thrown at her head.

by That_Guy_Yup_Him September 17, 2011

big mic

A term used on the social audio app Clubhouse when people plug in a loud mic. May also be referred to as “wires.”

Let me get my big mic so I can pack you up.

by forthepeople July 22, 2022

Mic

The funnier person you will ever know

J: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know”

“Funniest”
E: “Mic you’re the funnier person I know too”
J: “Stfu”

by Michael with an A December 16, 2021

Adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of a Lynn Popeyes used by fake muslims. This mic will make you ears bleed as they get slowly burned and sawed off as static electricity corrupts them

guy#1: should I buy Adams mic?
guy#2: no wtf that's a shit mic that sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with the static of a thousand tvs

by guysimhere December 28, 2018