McDonalds
"Hello, welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"
"Yeah, can I get a Filet O' Fish and a small Shut The Fuck Up?"
"Yeah, can I get a Filet O' Fish and a small Shut The Fuck Up?"
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Riley McDonald
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mcdonald manager diagnosis
when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.
1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.
2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.
3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!
4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.
2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.
3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!
4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.
mcdonald manager diagnosis by MCDONALD'S MANAGER December 6, 2012
Trevor McDonald
A popular UK drinking game.
One more than a John Craven.
Therefore the act of drinking 4 pints without a piss.
(4 UK pints is 2.27 litres)
One more than a John Craven.
Therefore the act of drinking 4 pints without a piss.
(4 UK pints is 2.27 litres)
See the John Craven for instructions.
Sir Trevor McDonald OBE is a Trinidadian-born British television presenter. Until 2005, he was a newscaster with ITN, notable for having been the first black news anchor in the UK.
Sir Trevor McDonald OBE is a Trinidadian-born British television presenter. Until 2005, he was a newscaster with ITN, notable for having been the first black news anchor in the UK.
Trevor McDonald by Scott Hatton December 24, 2007
McDonalds Hangover
The feeling you get usually within hours, and sometimes the next day after eating McDonald's. Feelings of extreme stomach pains, sharpness, bloating, headaches, diarrhea, and if you are lucky, anal leakage.
It is not uncommon to go to the bathroom several times after eating McDonald's to go poop. The poop is usually black or greenish.
It is not uncommon to go to the bathroom several times after eating McDonald's to go poop. The poop is usually black or greenish.
Ohh man I was in the bathroom 4 times the past hour, damn McDonalds Hangover. I will never eat there again.
Similar to a alochol related hangover you will eat at McDonald's the next week.
Similar to a alochol related hangover you will eat at McDonald's the next week.
McDonalds Hangover by haasmr November 17, 2011
mcdonalds
the absolute crappiest fast food restaurant where only little children, hobos, poor people and fatasses addicted to their food go to eat. they say they serve healthy salads but the truth is one salad has more fat than one of their rat poisoned nazi burgers.
its surprising mcdonalds hasn't gone out of business, after all their president had a heart attack from eating too much of his own shitty food creations.
mcdonalds by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004
McDonalds
A restaurant staffed by college kids and mexicans that serves crap in a bun. Known to cause depression, McJobs, and severe obesity.
McDonalds by CaptainXDify December 19, 2012