dorkus malorkus

An insult that originates from the Simpsons where Bart calls Lisa a "dorkus malorkus" which he tells her is Latin.

Bob: Uhhh where is my car?

Frank: It's right in front of you. You're what they call a "dorkus malorkus"

by Dan1456 February 1, 2008

Major Census

A true gaming legend who's very rarely seen on the Battlefield. His words inspire soldiers to keep fighting and his quirky comments bring a smile to the faces of even the most stubborn. In reality he's probably Chinese but his team mates know him as only a presence in the cyber world.

He has amazing skills with words

you walk towards Major Census...he says...

"Hello"

You are stunned!!

by SB 4 Life September 16, 2008

Major Operator

A person who uses intelligence and charm to manipulate people and situations to his/her own advantage. Such a person is more dangerous than the typical selfish jerk because he creates a magnetic and appealing aura.

Be careful when you go in to that interview with Nixon; never forget that you're dealing with a major operator in there.

by TheSenator June 21, 2009

MajorNoobOwnage

The act of Majorly Owning Noobs, or MNO. MajorNoobOwnage only can occur when a professional gamer who is above MLG status gets matched up with people who have never been played before, and thus it is only an extreme condition which can only be performed by a pro.

1. "Dude, there's this guy named MajorNoobOwnage in our game... we're about to be MajorNoobOwn'd."

2. "Crap we're matched up against a pro, prepare for the MajorNoobOwnage."

by MajorNoobOwnage June 12, 2011

Fineass Major

An extremely attractive person.

Most commonly used in the context of an educational institution in which students declare a "major," so this term can be used openly, since it sounds so much like "Finance Major."

Dude 1: Dude, Kelly's a total Fineass Major!

Dude 2: Totally!

Kelly: Actually, I'm an Enginerd.

Dude 1: *whispers to dude 2* no, actually you're a fineass major.

by Thornbrow April 4, 2008

downtown sephora majora

a code name for a vagina

y’all my downtown sephora majora is itchyyy and burning

by poussy sucker February 8, 2019

Moral Majority

A group of 1980s Christians that attempted to press their agenda on the rest of the country, they were listened to but in the end, no one really gave damn. But after 9/11, it seems like it might be returning.

The Moral Majority is neither moral nor a majority.

by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2005