Give your girlfriend an ass massage day

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.

Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

by Sezmstersem April 02, 2023

Montana Neck Massage

The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.

Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery

by MooseWrangler March 30, 2019

Kiss Massage

Kneading of the full body with kisses

I owe you a Kiss Massage

by Strayjack1 December 12, 2023

Indian Massage Therapy

The act of fingering your homies booty hole until they clench.

Yo I’m bouta give you the best Indian massage therapy tonight.

by dr giggle touch January 25, 2024

Mayonnaise massage

An act of segregation between white children and birthday party clowns.

“Hey Todd we need some Mayonnaise massages around here.”

by CleanShavenRascist July 16, 2022

man massage

Firm massage from one of your dawgs for pleasure. Gay unless it's one of your dawgs then it's acceptable.

Me: Yo Dawg come give me one of those Man Massages to pleasure myself

by JakeypooMaurice May 11, 2023

massage my face

the act where you are "massaging someone's face" but it actually means you're are kissing them.

"Hey baby come over here and massage my face ;)"

by massage therapist December 29, 2011