Umpa-Lumpa

They're orange (Like most women Thanks to the wonderment of a "fake and bake") With green hair. (Also Common amoung women because of the reaction with bleached hair and swimming pool chemicals.) Did I mention theyre midgets that make chocolate.? They were also believed to be the first 'Preps'

Guy1:"DUDE I JUST WATCHED WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.!"
Guy2:"Really.? How did you like it.?"
Guy1:"It was good but it really got me thinking...I need a Umpa-Lumpa.!"
Guy2:You know those arent real right.?"
Guy1:"Sure they are.."
*'Prep' Walks by.*
Guy1:"LOOK THERES ONE NOW.! GRAB THE BAG.!"
*Attacks prep.*
Prep:"OMG MY HAIR!MY FAB BLONDE HAIRRRR.!"
Guy2:"MAN THATS JUST A PREP LET HER GO.!!!"
Guy1:"Oh..."
*Guy1 lets go and prep runs away*
Guy1:"I really thought..."
Guy2:"Yea... We all do at some point."

by UhLindsey July 2, 2009

Lumphao

basically the internet term lmfao, but since some people use it so much they tend to say "lmfao" and sound it out as lumphao

internet:
jack: hey ugly I love you
jill: lmfao youre weird

in person:
Jack: hey jill I just got out of jail lets have kids
Jill: lumphao youre still weird

by miguelstoocool4u September 4, 2009

Lumped Erps

It's what happens to you when you try to Boss, at the wrong time.

Ex. That fool's burnt.. He's gonna get lumped erps

by Steezy760 December 17, 2010

Llumpy

That fine hunk of man candy that should just always be online whenever you sign onto AIM. The kind of man you can't resist after knowing him for more than ten minutes, the kinda person you wanna send a :* face to.

Look at that huggable person! That's a Llumpy!

by callumlover January 1, 2012

lumpkinz

when a man or woman have intercourse with the remaining scar tissue of a mastectomy.

dude, i took her home and took her shirt off, and i was so disappointed, its cool though, she gave me lumpkinz.

by evil66627 October 27, 2011

lumpusrumpus

A name used to call people who are:
1. Disturbers of the peace
2. Lumpy
3. Very mean and inconsiderate

Sue was being lumpusrumpus when she stole my muffin.

by uuuursecrEtAdmiirerrr July 19, 2012

Lump Fish

Like a blob fish but lumpier
A fat lass with a bad haircut

Yo lump fish shake ya fat ass
Hey ya lump fish come going the conversation- don't be an oreo dory

by User_87 December 17, 2014