Lance

Lance is typically a midget with a small dick and thinks he can get every girl in the world. however, he's also charming with a lot of joy and doesn't give a shit about other people's problems. Despite his height, he can still intimidate people twice his size.

" we better move before lance makes us do it!"

by roggy doggy February 9, 2017

Lancey

LANCEY LANCEY IM GHETTO AND IM FANCY MHMMM

I’m Lancey my hair nd my nails match my panties

by Dalingoudntkno614 August 10, 2023

Lance Vance Dance

Created by Lance Vance from GTA: Vice City. The Lance Vance Dance (pronounced: Lonce Vonce Donce).

1. The Lance Vance Dance consistes of the video game character shooting out of a helicopter and cussing out people who can't hear him.

2. Your best friend humping your couch.

1. Dude, let's steal a helicopter and do the Lance Vance Dance.

2. "Natalie totally did the Lance Vance Dance on Colleen's couch."

by C-Fo December 15, 2008

lance armstrong

When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.

bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit

by fattehboi November 2, 2008

lance armstrong

Sexual phenomenon in which the female kicks her legs during intercourse, i.e. as the pedals of a bicycle turn.

She was so turned on she went lance armstrong on me after just five minutes.

by ozMo January 12, 2007

lancer whore

n. Pertaining to the video game Gears of War, a person who uses excessively the Lancer to down opponents and then kill them.

Quit being such a lancer whore. It's really annoying when all you do is spray everybody with the lancer, hoping you down one.

by Aaron. J, B April 24, 2008

Lance

A person who wants an M&M jacket

Around Christmas I feel like Lance

by some awsome kid you dont know October 18, 2008