Definitions by fattehboi

jeffrey 

a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.

Bro: dude take a hit of this you'll be fine.
Scro: I dunno man, I guess so.

*smokes jeffrey*

Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down!
Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?!
Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.

jeffrey by fattehboi June 6, 2010

PAWS 

Pooping As We Speak. Used when IMing or texting a buddy from a phone, laptop, blackberry etc.

Dudeski: Hey man whats up?
Dudeskidoo: nm just chillin, im out and i really gotta shit
Dudeski: PAWS :]
Dudeskidoo: damn you

PAWS by fattehboi September 2, 2009

GMH 

Gives Me Hope

It's like an FML, but way less depressing, and gives people a sense of hope for humanity.

Today, I lost my virginity. I'm an avid WoW player and spend most of my time on Digg.com. GMH

GMH by fattehboi May 31, 2009

Tipsy Text 

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

Tipsy Text by fattehboi February 11, 2009

Tipsy Text 

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

Tipsy Text by fattehboi February 11, 2009

Bro 

18 to 24 year old male who wears berkinstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays ultimate frisbee, and wears a upsidedown visor or baseball hat with a pre-frayed brim.

dude: yo bro what up
bro: sup dude, playin gamecube
dude: nice man, i love that shit

Bro by fattehboi November 4, 2008

VPILF 

Vice President I'd like to Fuck

dude: Yo Sarah Palin?
dude2: Total VPILF.

VPILF by fattehboi November 4, 2008