by fattehboi March 29, 2008
The equivalent to the drunk dial.
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
by fattehboi February 11, 2009
The equivalent to the drunk dial.
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans
2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.
3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"
yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt
all are exmapls of tipsy texts
by fattehboi February 11, 2009
Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "Fuck My Life".
fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
by fattehboi March 28, 2008
Gives Me Hope
It's like an FML, but way less depressing, and gives people a sense of hope for humanity.
It's like an FML, but way less depressing, and gives people a sense of hope for humanity.
by fattehboi May 31, 2009
18 to 24 year old male who wears berkinstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays ultimate frisbee, and wears a upsidedown visor or baseball hat with a pre-frayed brim.
by fattehboi September 22, 2008
When playing pong and only having one ball because all others were lost, too dirty, or crushed in the process of beer pong.
bob: yo man wheres the other ball?
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
todd: dunno man, guess we're gonna have to lance armstrong it
bob: goddamnit
by fattehboi September 20, 2008