fattehboi's definitions

fml

Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "Fuck My Life".

fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.

Broseph: Yo i got a 85 on the test, how'd you do?
Brosk: I failed, fml.

by fattehboi March 28, 2008

brosiah

Another word for bro, broski, dude, broseph, and man.

Common among high school and college males

Friend1: Yo man whats going on?
Friend2: Not much brosiah, heading to a party.

by fattehboi March 29, 2008

VPILF

Vice President I'd like to Fuck

dude: Yo Sarah Palin?
dude2: Total VPILF.

by fattehboi November 4, 2008

Bro

18 to 24 year old male who wears berkinstock sandals, watches Family Guy, plays ultimate frisbee, and wears a upsidedown visor or baseball hat with a pre-frayed brim.

dude: yo bro what up
bro: sup dude, playin gamecube
dude: nice man, i love that shit

by fattehboi November 4, 2008

jeffrey

a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.

Bro: dude take a hit of this you'll be fine.
Scro: I dunno man, I guess so.

*smokes jeffrey*

Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down!
Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?!
Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.

by fattehboi June 6, 2010

Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation

;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts

by fattehboi February 11, 2009

GMH

Gives Me Hope

It's like an FML, but way less depressing, and gives people a sense of hope for humanity.

Today, I lost my virginity. I'm an avid WoW player and spend most of my time on Digg.com. GMH

by fattehboi May 31, 2009