Lightrokinesis

The ability to light a lighter while completely baked out of your mine.

Jacob: Dude, I'm going to use my lightrokinesis to light this bowl!! *laughs hysterically*

Brad: Awesome! Lets get ripped!

by Joshj70 July 30, 2011

sexy lightning

Always strikes twice.

In the begining of Tiga's albumn, Sexor, he lets us know that Sexy Lightning ALWAYS strikes twice.

by Casey Teeter September 21, 2008

Tokyo Lightning

When one feels the sensation of lightning, then realizes it is a group of tourists taking flash photos.

You: "Whoa, was that lightning? It's not raining."
Your friend: "Yeah, that's weird. Oh wait! Look over there! Those tourists just photographed each other in front of that statue that's covered in pigeon shit! It was Tokyo Lightning!"

by JimmieBigtime January 11, 2008

Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009

nipple lightning

When a woman is having intercourse with a man with a hairy chest and static electricity builds up. As they separate, a shock is given from the woman's nipple to the man's chest.

Allison and Alex were going at it so long that the nipple lightning was more link a thunderstorm.

by tbohner May 31, 2010

Lightning bitch

Or lightnin' bitch. Irish expression for a woman who is truly impossible, vile, sniping and otherwise waaay beyond disagreeable.

She left him outside the locked door in the rain for four hours because she wanted to clip her nails then screamed at him because on top of the other groceries, which were drenched, he'd forgotten to bring home the custard powder. What a lightning bitch.

by Fearman February 24, 2008

Lightning Strike

Whilst taking a girl from the back, sexually, you reach behind your back with a tazer, tazing your penis. Simultaneously shocking the both of you. Done correctly, the lightning strike will occur at the peak of orgasm.

I need to get some D batteries at the store, Jan's coming over tonight and we're gonna do the Lightning Strike.

by Dwalan November 20, 2011