Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Lard Tits

The excessive over hanging of fat on one's pectorlis majoris and surronding area

I thought i was fat but that guy has full blown lard tits

by animaldrummer234 November 14, 2011

Lardist

A person who takes pride in their obesity by demeaning the fitness of a lean person.
leanism fatorexia

Jim is a lardist, he gave up on dieting so instead teases others for being fit or encourages others to gain weight.

by Wordy1 April 23, 2013

Laid me some pipe

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

by setbridge November 12, 2012

Laardvark

A fucking lazy creature. Something that would lie in its own poop if it didn't smell

Stop being a laardvark and get off the couch.

by MRiT October 16, 2013

lard tossing

the act of "throwing your fat" onto another person in order to initiate physical conflict.

I thought this guy was lard tossing on me, but he really just tripped into me.

by chunkd July 26, 2014