Chat lag 

Disruption of sleep patterns caused by chatting all night to a friend from a different time zone.

See: jet lag

American: Damn it, since we've been chatting my days have started at 2:00 pm and ended at 7:00 am. It's 5:00 am here and I have to get up at 8:00 am for an exam.

Australian: It's chat lag, mate.

Chat lag by Laukev7 August 28, 2010

Tinder Lag 

When you have so many Tinder matches that it lags your phone and you can't send messages to anyone. Must have greater than 10,000 matches or you won't ever experience it. Only Alpha males or huge slu's reach Tinder Lag status.

Bro, I've had hard Tinder Lag ever since passing 11,005 matches

Tinder Lag by Big Titted Grandma September 25, 2018

Fuck Lag 

When your fucking lagging and your teammates are fuckingly trashtalking you because you are fucking lagging
And fuck lag bro

Fuck lag i am fucking lagging asfuck

Fuck Lag by Retarted-Lukie-kun2019 March 28, 2019

drug lag 

A disruption of sleep patterns caused by the inability to sleep one night due to the prolonged or excessive use of certain drugs, typically stimulants such as speed or coffee.

Similar to jet lag, only much harder to explain to loved ones.

"I did some speed on Saturday night. Now it's 6 am on Tuesday morning, and my drug lagged self is posting some stupid definition on UrbanDictionary.com."

drug lag by TwiceBjørn™ January 17, 2005

farm lag 

When you unknowingly spend hours on the facebook app, FarmVille, causing you to be late for prior engagements.

"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I would've been here sooner but I had farm lag."

farm lag by aks621 September 25, 2009

Cabbage Lag 

Similar to itis, cabbage lag is the state of lethargy from a large amount of Irish food.

Jimmy ate like four plates of corn beef and cabbage, now he's got some SEVERE cabbage lag.

Cabbage Lag by Cabbagebuddy March 17, 2010

Bed Lag

The feeling of mental unawareness of what the time of day is after a long nap.

I'm sorry I was late to the movie, I experienced some serious bed lag and thought it was only five.

Bed Lag by Little Buddy Diapers January 25, 2011