Lance

An idiot

"Youre such a Lance"

by InkyBlinkyz February 19, 2018

Lance Shelton

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

by Balakay12 November 8, 2019

Lance

The weirdest of weirdos.

"Did you see that lance was in the dumpster"

by bigtrey12345 February 1, 2022

lance main

Lance mains in Brawlhalla have small dick energy and are faggots that practice in Faggotry and Faggotronics.

Is Joe a Lance main? Ew get away from him.

by beastmqn October 26, 2019

lance corporal activities

The most vile, stupid, grotesque, violent, and or completely out of pocket activities known to man.

Fellow LCpl: This is no time for lance corporal activities, Johnson, get out of the female head!

by FlattenedPancake0809 May 30, 2024

Lanced

1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.

2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.

3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.

4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.

- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.

1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.

2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.

3)where the LANCE at?

4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.

5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.

by Obviousisme February 3, 2014

Lance

Lance big as hell. His ah too big to be in the urban dictionary.

That boy Lance big as hell.

Facts, bro.

by lairjohnjohn November 21, 2023