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by Uwu_Your_Mom May 11, 2023

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

Kevin

Someone who is full of knowledge. A true master that knows all

I wish I was a Kevin in school.

by Alfreddo March 4, 2015

kevin garnett

synonymous with "pussy". known to start fights and back out of them.

oh look, kevin garnett's fighting the miami heat. oh look, he's backing out.

by suer121290 July 4, 2011

Kevin Federline

The poster boy for pre-nups and having a good divorce lawyer. Britney Spears should kiss the ground that she got rid of this loser as easily (and cheaply) as she did. (Mind you, what was she >thinking< when she married him in the first place?!) Going the other way, K-fed is a dumb f*ck for getting so little moolah out of her.

Kevin Federline's only distinction is having briefly been Mr. Britney Spears.

by Action Man April 10, 2007

Kevin Muscat

An Australian footballer who played for Melbourne Victory and the Australia national team. The dirtiest player known in Australia.

Commentator: Orlando just did a Kevin Muscat tackle, he should be banned!

by ForEverAlone!_ July 30, 2011

kevin

Kevin, he is a person you never knew u needed so much in your life. He is someone you never knew you could fall so hard for. He is so lovable and easy to fall for. When he is in your life it will be hard to let go, he will mean the world to you. He is so easy to talk to and he is a great person to have a good convo with, his conversation never get old. You could talk to him for hours on end without getting bored! He has such a great personality and will make you laugh even on the hardest days. He will always love his cars, his cars are like his life. He will always try his hardest through everything no matter how hard. His smile is the best you could look at him hours on hours, he honestly has the most perfect voice that gives u goosebumps every time you hear it. If you ever see this kevin then hiya, i don’t really know if you know who this is but... You honestly make me so happy, u make me smile so much and u make me feel loved again i just wish i could have a chance with you, i don’t think i ever will but i’ll keep wishing :) xx

friends: wow ur blushing, it’s just a text
me: yes i know but it was from kevin, he makes me so happy

freind: wow so u really like him

me: yes and i never knew i could call so hard for him

friend: good luck :)

by it’s.a.secret March 27, 2021