keeming

Changing someone from a distance while thinking about society

You were keeming me.

by thumbult May 27, 2019

Kermitt

An almighty god that watches over all of us. Turquoise is the Messiah. All hail Kermitt.

DG: "Aw shit, my gf is a fucking buff unstoppable being capable of killing a denizen in two hits."
!!!: "Kermitt is too powerful."

by ExoPoint July 29, 2019

Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style

Hey you mom went kermit

by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019

Kermith

A narcissistic Puerto Rican who needs to be validated by having his name in immortalized in Urban Dictionary.

Not to be confused with a green Muppet with a lisp

Are you happy now, Kermith?

by haha.hahaha October 9, 2019

Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*

"Kermit is such a bean"

by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019

kermit_isdawae

Very epic Tik toker

Go follow kermit_isdawae

by Jeff Westby October 28, 2019

Kermit

GoD

Kermit is love Kermit is life.

by Odd_Noodle961 November 8, 2019