karma sutra

In a sexual encounter, where after one partner performs oral sex, he/she receives oral sex in return.

After I went down on Bob last night, he gave me oral to repay me for the awesome bj I gave him. It was totally karma sutra.

by SEBattleship November 20, 2010

Karma grooves

A satanic cult that belittles anyone who is not in the cult and thinks they're above everyone else. They claim to be about peace and love but are really just a bunch of hobo looking junkies who just use drugs and drink excessively and are going no where in life. A bunch of haters.

Have you heard of those shit heads from Karma grooves? They fucking suck.

by Datgirldatcreates December 16, 2016

Karma Sutra

An incorrect pronunciation of "Kama Sutra", ironically either by an Hindu person who can't pronounce English, or English person who can't spell Hindu.

Hey - you got laid by that girl you've always wanted? The karma sutra! I mean, the karma suits ya. I mean, you need a Kama Sutra!

by mossyrock April 27, 2015

karma redistribution theory

The principle whereby if you feel you have been 'wronged' by karma, you are entitled to take steps to right that wrong.

I've lost a bloody fiver! Karma Redistribution Theory says I should walk into the bookies and slap a fiver on Red on roulette and it will win.

by mids99 July 14, 2009

Karma Whoring

Actively performing good deeds and random acts of kindness as a metaphysical insurance policy against the future possibility of being bitchslapped by the hand of fate

Karma whoring pays off when you least expect it

by anonymous December 15, 2020

karma police

Top Notch Bawse individual/s only one phone call away when your relationship partner is pissing you off. usually people you crave and your bf/gf wouldn't be very fond of because of their ability to showcase a "project x" type of night.

the type of people your partner doesn't want you around due to their high rate of panty dropping, bottle popping, laughing till you got a 12 pack caliber of an event.

the karma police are on patrol to entertain, sexually heal and make you remember what fun really is when you been locked down in a lame relationship for way to long.

GIRL 1 "i cant believe the night we had with those guys.. we didnt get home til the next day!"
GIRL 2 "stfu i have a hangover i got 29 missed calls from my jackass bf and i dont even care"
GIRL 1 "we should call the karma police more often! ;)"
GIRL 2 "our secret ;)"

by illmaculate69 October 18, 2012

Karma Chameleon

sexy hot juicy slut chameleon slurp yum jimmy on the spot termite hot sauce succulent motherfucker chameleon

I didn’t know you where such a Karma Chameleon, Damian!

by Some Warrior?? June 2, 2019