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twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.
1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."
by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010
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tap jockey

One who works in a bar or pub serving tasty beverages. In Ireland, a tap jockey is usually considered to hold a position of power and prestige, as it is s/he who regulates the supply of alcohol. Tap jockeys generally have little problem finding a roide.
"Jayz Mary, who's yer man behind the bar?"
"That's the new tap jockey - can't pour a Guinness to save his life, god bless us".
by deduck July 20, 2010
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underwear jockey

She's totally hot, but I hear she's an underwear jockey.
by SweetTaterz August 15, 2010
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Flamingo Jockey

In sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. The flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a 'flamingo jockey'
Flamingo jockeys in Barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames 'Badoflams'.
by Burger King Mcdonalds November 6, 2010
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peen jockey

Dude, I've seen that girl with 3 other guys in this week alone. She needs to stop being such a peen jockey or her reputation will be defiled.
by AltheaJ April 3, 2011
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Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.
Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!
by mousejockey September 8, 2011
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Clown Jockey

Clown Jockey: a controlling douche bag boss who's secret to success is a big joke around the workplace.
Anyone whose success is built on lies and deceit.
Clown Jockey is a Boss, a manager, mid-level douchebags, but never the underdog.
A Clown Jockey appears confident and may be successful, but he/she sucks at life (and is generally clueless of the fact.)

"clown jockey douchebag!"
A Clown Jockey may be anyone who is too pathetic to ride in the clown car, so he/she must ride the clown.
"listen, you clown jockey(s), this is my two week notice"
"My clown jockey boss has no idea what the managers are getting away with, here."
"This whole place is run by out-of-touch, corporate clown jockeys."

Clown Jockey can be used in conjunction with douchebag, i.e: "Clown Jockey Douchebag"
by TornadoTeen August 15, 2012
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