smell jacking

When your with a woman and the only thing she lets you do is finger her vagina and then you proceed home without washing your hands and commence to smelling your finger while jacking off simultaneously.

Joe- man I was with this hot girl last night and all she would let me do was finger her. So I hurried home without washing my hands and started smell jacking to get off.

by lolababy409 August 21, 2010

Hot Jacking

On facebook, when someone uses a picture of someone else entirely or of themselves and a friend who is more attractive than them so that people who don't know them think they're hot.

Does this girl really look like Yvonne Strahovski, or is she just hot jacking?

by SH4D0W27 March 4, 2011

Jockin

When a gurl/boy is all on a gurl/boys jock. They really tryna git wit this person an they jus aint stuntin dem.

Brianna "OOO det nigga iz fyne!!"

Xperiesha "I kno!!!"

Jordan "I dnt want nietha one of yall hoes. Damn yall jockin a nigga!!"

by Bad bitch April 19, 2008

Jacking off your dad

Hitting a home run

Did you see that shot Jimmy hit? He was definitely jacking off your dad!

by Justin Thebodix September 7, 2010

Jacking Off

when you take your penis and stroke it up and down intill you shoot the white

that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.

by Kanidate October 4, 2005

Jockin My Swag

Stealing someones catchphrase or mocking them

Quit sayin "Im in detroit trick!" your Jockin My Swag

by TripelSyx October 10, 2009

Cracker Jacking

The practice of police "jacking up" white people in a black neighborhood.

Cop #1 " Sure is quiet today."

Cop #2 " Yeah. Let's go Cracker Jacking in the projects and kill some time."

by Paddlehands November 3, 2009