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Jibber War

Occurs when several individuals try to devise and implement extremely random words, phrases, and sentences into a paragraph in order to one up each other in random writing. These paragraphs can be any length and may not be grammatically correct. Each person retorts in this way.
Jibber War:

Person One: Listen guys n gurls. We cnt keep posting like this. its not nice. i mean what if my car saw this? he would say daniel ur on fire and i would say ik but the gate is too far for the yellow door to milkshake.

Person Two (Retort): seven pages more and ill be done.. look the collateral damage reined on the red sweatpants that collided.. collided in and out of the white pent out apartment .. i felt a shoe hit me in the head.. but in the end, i realized you can not walk barefoot in the super market isles ..
by dcerone August 25, 2010
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jibberknacker

The great stuff. The ultimate. The hero. The weed that will knock you out. The knock-out punch. The finishing move. The greatest comeback.
Friends are smoking weed and they get real high.

"Damn...that's the jibberknacker, man!!"

When a guy always gets the girl, people say, "He's the jibberknacker, man!"

After a large explosion, "Damn what a jibbernacker!"

People shouting during a boxing match "Give him the Jibberknacker!!"

People use this to mean macho or wiseguy or weed or a-punch-in-the-face
by ratdevil_omen1 February 3, 2013
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Jabbershit

1. Rambling fucking nonsense.

2. Talking so fast to where the words you're trying to say sound like shit.
"Stop speaking that jabbershit!"
"The fuck was that jabbershit?!"
by Mickey Milkovich September 5, 2017
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Johbert

Noun.
A person carrying an open mind and deep thinking.
A natural born leader and achiever.
That's a great idea! You think like a johbert.
by John Awake June 10, 2021
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Jobbe

Jobbe is a kind of person who everyone needs in their life. He/she's the definition of perfection. He/she's a music fan too of Ariana Grande, Summer Walker, Doja Cat & SZA. It's all about good taste.
What is your name?
I'm Jobbe.
Oh so you're the definition of perfection !
by goodlinesza February 17, 2022
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Jibberish

Speaking in gibberish whilst high on crystal meth/jib.
“You must be high on meth. You’re speaking jibberish.”
by angelendoftimes April 12, 2023
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Jobertime

Overtime that consists only of work that you have intentionally slowed down during the week in order to capitalize on the premium "overtime" pay.

Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.
I could finish these now, however I'm working towards Jobertime this weekend.

If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.

-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?

-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.

-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.
by Job Ertime May 18, 2023
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