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January 10th

The best mom ever was born on this day so if it's your mom's birthday on this day give her a hug and tell her she's the badist bitch ever and the best person ever
Hey what's your birthday Mom?
January 10th why?
Your the best mom alive!
by Epic man 2020 November 23, 2019
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January 13

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 13
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day"
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019
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January 15

Ted *walks by and see’s megan and jo making out* “thats normal“ walks by and see’s everyone eithee cuddling or kissing* “okay what the heck is going on?” ITS JANUARY 15
by Emily evensen January 13, 2021
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January 15

Friend : Hey chad it’s January 15 did you give Lilian your hoodie today
Chad : yep and she gave me her scrunchie
by Eiekennedhjsnwbw January 14, 2020
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January 19

A boy just gave me a hoodie

It’s January 19th that’s why
by _baby230544 January 19, 2021
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January 25

Trust me she going to like January 25 then.
by Gobblegod29 February 24, 2021
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January 1

New Years Day and also a day all the Bad Bitches was born !
Oh shit it’s January 1 and it’s my birthday bitchhh!
by Lillie badd October 19, 2019
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