everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

by jpatt April 9, 2007

Buicy Jooty

(Noun) Juicy Booty. The opposite of Tig Bitties, but for booty.
Plural - Buicy Jooties. For more than one ASS.

DAMN! Check out that Buicy Jooty on that hoe!

by Alex January 16, 2004

the joos

Curvaceousnessnessness....

"The trick to getting the guys is two words, the joos" "whats the joos?" "All this curvaceousnessnessness "

by Akrownimm March 15, 2017

jostling

when a person is jostling the bathroom door with their elbow numb so you’re too scared to pool

olivia tried to poop at a public bathroom but couldn’t because someone was jostling the door with their elbow

by jostling February 1, 2019

Jonathan Joestar

Literally himbo personified

"You're such a Jonathan Joestar"

by Dumpsterfire69 October 6, 2020

jooseppi

a psycopathic motherfucker from south africa.

jooseppi hates thekov.

by jooseppi December 9, 2003

Joosy

When something so juicy that you're not allowed to use the correct spelling for the phrase. Often used by humans with higher IQ to understand how to abbreviate certain words and upgrade their meaning to a higher power level.

"dam, dat girl's got a Joosy butt"
"Give me dat Joosy kool laid"

by bignigah June 19, 2018