Junkivore

A person who eats only, or mostly, very unhealthy food.

- Last night I was really hungry and I invented deep fried bacon-wrapped donut sandwich.
- You are such a junkivore!

- Honey, if you go groceries, don't forget bacon, fries, sugar, soda, donuts, chips, doritos and ice cream.
- If you keep this junkivore diet, you'll be dead before you hit 60.

- So, how are things with that guy you met online?
- Really bad, he's a junkivore.

- Ewwww I must taste terrible!

by Kitsunegari December 13, 2010

junk in her trunk

when a female has a nice ass shes got lots of junk in her trunk

damn that bitch got junk in her trunk!

by ashlee June 16, 2004

junk cleavage

When a dude wears clothes too tight and you can see the outline of his junk. Male version of camel toe.

I watched "Dancing with the Stars" and Tony's pants were so tight he had junk cleavage!

by Fuzzy Peaches April 30, 2009

junkie stunt

Something that a junkie would do; A stunt that a junkie would pull, usually something grimy and fucked up (lie, steal, turn tricks for drugs, etc.).

I went to sell this bitch some crack, and she tried to junkie stunt me with these fake-ass $20 bills!
That bitch junkie stunted me! I woke up this morning and my money was gone!
She's just junkie stunting so she can get high.

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

jiz junkey

A female/male who can't get enough cum in his/her pussy/ass

Sarah that fucking whore, she's such a fucking jiz junkey, i'm gonna go fuck her ass

by Sir Jerks-A-Lot August 24, 2003

Nookie Junkie

Someone addicted to sex.

"He's a nookie junkie"

by Zoe03 June 17, 2009

Sympathy Junkie

People who air their dirty laundry and or flat out complain publicly (possibly on a social networking site) in hopes of generating drama and or a sympathetic response. Sympathy junkies commonly use the word, "ugh" (which is actually a primative sounding grunt) in online posts, constantly say how much their life sucks, use the acronym FML (fuck my life) and whine about everything no matter how small such as having to go to work.

Mary was complaining on Facebook again and of course her enablers were there to spoon feed her sympathy. She's such a sympathy junkie.

by pooeyscooter August 22, 2011