crazy ivan

In bicyclist's lingo, a jogger who suddenly turns around without looking after reaching a mileage goal, usually with headphones on. If the crazy ivan is executed just as a cyclist is passing, it can be a dangerous maneuver, as the jogger is changing lanes to go the other direction. A jogger with headphones on may not hear an audible pass warning from a cyclist.

On the trail today, some runner did a crazy ivan and almost hit me. Idiot!

by Grizzlybike May 10, 2015

Ivan's Penis

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

ivan milat

bowel movement

I did a real big IVAN MILAT this morning!

by shep milat October 10, 2003

iphan

someone who is dependent on Apple's popular flagship smartphone, the iPhone. An iPhan typically strives to get the latest release from Apple, and is willing to strike up an argument with an android user.

iPhan: Hey man, could I use your phone to call my friend?
Normal Guy: Yea man, of course!
iPhan: Wait, is this an Android? Ew, I don't wanna touch it! I'm a die hard iPhan!

by techdefs April 4, 2015

Ivana

Strong. Independent. Loveable. Doesnt always say the right things, but she means well. This girl will love you through everything. She will always be there for you. She will care so much.

"She cares as much as Ivana does."

"You dont care as much as Ivana."

by duckieliduck December 12, 2016

ivan salcedo

A creature known to few, that lurks in the depths of southern California. The elusive Ivan is somewhat of a succubus, however it prays on gay men as well as tacos. It is a beast to be feared.

Yo i just saw Ivan Salcedo
OMG CALL THE POLICE KILL IT WITH FIRE

by SirDaddyWhack May 10, 2018

Ishan Malani

An indian boy who studies but in the same time plays a lot of fortnite he also dosen't like his form class

Did you see Ishan Malani? He's so good at guitar

by Chamak buster November 19, 2018