Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex
A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"
by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013
Get the Joey-ismmug. Short for severe crippling alcoholism. When someone drinks so much alcohol on a daily basis, they don't merely have a drinking problem. They got the "ism"
Dude! You drink a big dirty of vodka every morning to stop your shaking. Bro! You don't just drink. You got the "ism"!
by Ksmokinggun79 November 27, 2022
Get the The "ism"mug. Frequently observed observations of the mannerisms of Michael
by anonymous August 22, 2023
Get the Michael-ismmug. The idea that everything imaginable exists in a larger multiverse of mind. Especially that stories set in fictional places and with a lot of lore in them such as Star Wars, Lord of the Ring and Game of Thrones are real but exist in a universe accessible only through the third eye.
“I believe in multiverse-ism just like he believes in Catholicism”
“In my opinion Darth Maul is the strongest warrior in the multiverse”
“Playing Skyrim is good for your multiversal knowledge”
“In my opinion Darth Maul is the strongest warrior in the multiverse”
“Playing Skyrim is good for your multiversal knowledge”
by Thompson4445 February 24, 2018
Get the Multiverse-ismmug. "Social-fullofshit-ism" is when your brain is so full of propaganda and lies that there is no room for the truth or reason.
I am sick and tired of watching the network news, they all spout the same old social-fullofshit-ism.
by 2B+ October 20, 2019
Get the Social-fullofshit-ismmug. On February 8 it is the duty of all of a certain persons mutuals to call them out on their homophobia
"I hate gay pll,
Post that on your story bruh 💀" -Quirky person
"Send me your address, it's National Quirky-ism day" - Gilbert (national treasure)
Post that on your story bruh 💀" -Quirky person
"Send me your address, it's National Quirky-ism day" - Gilbert (national treasure)
by Alex The Duck February 8, 2022
Get the National Quirky-ism daymug. A Religion based off the looks and Sexy-isms of Jeff Chowder.
Aspects of the religion include glazing of our gracious leader Jeff Chowder. Accepting that there can only be one sexy, abstinence(*Unless with the all sexy one). A cultural dance must be preformed every night(*Either Anaconda or his infamous shimmy shimmy wave.)
Aspects of the religion include glazing of our gracious leader Jeff Chowder. Accepting that there can only be one sexy, abstinence(*Unless with the all sexy one). A cultural dance must be preformed every night(*Either Anaconda or his infamous shimmy shimmy wave.)
We, the devoted followers of Sexy-ism, recognize that there is only one true embodiment of sexiness—Jeff Chowder—and it is our duty to glaze in his honor, dance in his name, and bask in the radiance of his unparalleled allure.
by Follower of Sexy-ism February 18, 2025
Get the Sexy-ismmug.