Seven inch eyes

Those pained squints you get when inch number seven is introduced

Bro you wouldn't believe the seven inch eyes when I finished inserting

by Dr Hammer February 4, 2022

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner.

That dude was juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch

I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.

by ooden September 18, 2016

Nine inch pie

An insult because nine inches of pie is such an odd number because nine inches of pie isn’t enough for abyone

You nine inch pie!

by Soupqueen13 May 27, 2018

6 inches of deliciousness

A big jonny

Can't wait to play with 6 inches of deliciousness

by 6 inches of deliciousness November 27, 2017

Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

30 inches godsword

a extremely long penis which u will never have not even the half or quarter of it. its just used for rpg or fucking weird shit.

rpg dude 1 - my 30 INCHES GODSWORD IS GONNA PENETRATE YOU HARD
rpg girl 1 - YES DADDY FUCK ME

by psusdonyman September 6, 2022