The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch

I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.

by ooden September 18, 2016

Two inches and a skip

Meaning very close to something. Said by slightly autistic people.

We are two inches and a skip away from starting debate!

No

by Pasquelle September 17, 2016

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner.

That dude was juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

10 inch draggers

A persons balls that hang too far to the ground which results with the balls dragging.

10 inch draggers-

Guy#1 I am going out for a jog.

Guy#2 Ok, but dont forget to hold your balls.

by Rbomb04 November 13, 2014

Seven inch eyes

Those pained squints you get when inch number seven is introduced

Bro you wouldn't believe the seven inch eyes when I finished inserting

by Dr Hammer February 4, 2022

30 inches godsword

a extremely long penis which u will never have not even the half or quarter of it. its just used for rpg or fucking weird shit.

rpg dude 1 - my 30 INCHES GODSWORD IS GONNA PENETRATE YOU HARD
rpg girl 1 - YES DADDY FUCK ME

by psusdonyman September 6, 2022

Ten Inch Tiger

A person or creature which believes it is very powerful, but is in fact quite weak.

Janet is such a ten inch tiger, constantly picking fights but she hasn't won even once.

My cat is a bully, he thinks he is a real tiger - too bad for him he's so small!

by Quazixi August 16, 2016