Florida Gaytard

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom April 26, 2016

Florida man

One of the many nicknames of homo insanus. You can find homo insanus all over the US, Australia, Ireland, and former Soviet Union countries, but the densest population is found in Florida.

Ah yes, a Florida man in its natural habitat.

by SomeCaliGirl October 4, 2023

The Florida LongHead

The Florida longhead........, is it a bird? is it a fish? no it is a rare native floridan you can easily identify them by there extremely long heads trailor park, back woods, hicks. Very similar in looks and intellegent too bevis & butthead. all states have there own species of longheads, but they are most prominted Florida.

I was at walmart and I seen The Florida LongHead, his head was extremely long I couldn't stop observing the critter in his natural habitat.

by floridalongheadhunter239 March 27, 2011

Florida-esque

When a girl's vagina becomes moist & humid it becomes comparable to florida every day weather

That girl's vagina was so florida-esque

by Sex_monkey December 5, 2014

Florida Backwash

When a female is taking a shit but also giving a blow job.

Bro you wouldn’t believe what happened last night at the club. Joni gave me the Florida Backwash. I was disgusted but still delighted.

by DTAG32 April 29, 2022

The Florida Chop

Going into a barber shop for the first time and asking for “the usual” or “the regular”

Steve: Hey, what should I get at my new barber.
John: Bro it would be hilarious if you asked for the Florida chop.
Steve: Bro last time I did that the barber fucked me up so bad.

by Pmuser20 February 20, 2018

licking florida

When a man glues alligator teeth to a chick's pussy and proceeds to eat her out.

Jim was licking florida last night and now he has to eat out of a straw.

by Thotbread February 13, 2017