homoerectus

a gay boner

u see a man and u get a gay boner

by paul and george aka contreras and friend May 11, 2004

Dick Hopper

When you go from one guy to another.

That ho is a dick hopper she likes one guy, now she likes him.

by tytylove26 May 23, 2010

hamper person

Noun; a person or people who although may have access to laundry facilities, chooses to take an article or articles from their receptacle of worn and/or dirty clothes, and use the article or articles for the day; they usually enjoy standing very close to others on the train, near the company water cooler, or in their cubicle so that others may share in the vexing aroma caused by bacteria formations in the starch producing regions of one’s body

"Wow, I didn't need my morning coffee today. There was a hamper person right next to me on the train that nearly burnt my eyebrows off."

by Mr. Ed January 9, 2004

conclusion-hopper

From working with impatient people; One who thinks they know the answer to everything, without first investigating.

Boo could not get the application to work, because he's a conclusion-hopper, and he did not read the instructions

by Luc August 12, 2004

tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

Cock Hopper

Someone who hops from cock to cock because they're insecure with themselves. They also think they need this attention, because there is something deeply troubled with them.

John Doyle is a cock hopper.

by mynameisNOTtom September 5, 2010

Island Hopper

An alcoholic beverage which is made by mixing half orange juice and half Shock Top beer, with a shot of pineapple rum. The Island Hopper was invented by an anonymous U.S. Marine somewhere in a Southern California bar, and is named in honor of the Marines who fought in the Pacific in World War II. (the "Island Hopping Campaign" as it was called.)

Lance Corporal Hernandez: "Dude Corporal Clark just bought a round of fucking delicious drinks. What is this tropical taste-bud wonder?"

Lance Corporal Bondarenko: "It's a fuckin Island Hopper. You know, like in World War II. Good shit I know."

Corporal Clark: "That bartender chick is hot as fuck...imma buy her an Island Hopper!"

by CPgrunt03 February 1, 2013