The Hobbie Realms

A message board designed to making stupid, filthy n00bs feel like they're good, and a place where lives are wasted. (Cosmo)

The Hobbie Realms is constructed on the formation of sweating the nuts of "the Big 4" and felching much ass.

by WergMiserFunTime January 16, 2004

network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.

Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.

by DStar75 March 3, 2011

reverse hobbit

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.

If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.

by penelope pythagorus October 4, 2016

Covid Hobbid

A hobby that one picked up during the COVID-19 pandemic

During quarantine, my COVID hobbid was popping pills and completing puzzles.

by covidhobbid May 6, 2021

Culture Hobbit

A person, whom do to self-imposed isolation of cultures, is unable to adapt or appreciate the differences between thier cultures and the rest of the world.

A: "This state is raw!"
B: "That's called medium-rare, you Culture Hobbit"

by TommyCuffs February 16, 2023

Adventurous Hobbit

A small man that often partakes in adventure, usually of homosexual orientation.

“Where is he?”
“He’s off being an adventurous hobbit in France”
“That sounds gay”

by AlphabeticalMoose January 8, 2024

Little Hobbit

A little hobbit is a petite and effeminate sissy manlet with particularly hairy feet, which the microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity embarrassingly encases in a wide variety of fabulously fashionable facsimiles of Todd Howard's high heels, before befittingly donning an Oompa Loompa costume and waddling off to attend the traditional, weekly dwarven Manlet Monday celebrations. After being subsequently and inevitably stopped short and arrested on the way back to his hobbit-hole by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the silly, little hobbit Homunculus is then briefly incarcerated in the nearest manlet pit before being put on trial in a Children's Court for his recklessly delusional role in fomenting a microscopic manlet uprising and then later enthusiastically embracing his natural role as a prison wife manlet by henceforth submissively serving his toweringly dominant, superlatively superior, supremely self-assured, magnificent manmore prison war daddy. Manlets, when will they learn?

Pickup artist manlet: Hey there sweetcheeks, if you'll let me dry-hump your leg for five seconds, then you can move in with me into the doghouse in my mother's backyard that I share with her chihuahua and every night I'll dance a merry jig for you before I suck on your high heels - what do you say? Miriam: Yuck! I almost stepped on a murloc manlet! Choke on your squeaky-voiced manletspeak and stay far away from me, you dwarfishly diminutive runt of a Stalinesquely stunted, little hobbit, effeminate Ewok, sissy manlet abomination! I don't want no short people 'round here.

by ManletDepreciator October 14, 2024