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hippoccultation

similar in effect to celestial events, the result of a morbidly obese woman easily blocking one's view of attractive eye candy.
“That heavy-set chick was so large she created a hippoccultation during halftime. We couldn't even see the cheerleaders!”
by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018
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hippo crates

Huge sturdy packing-cases specially designed for humanely shipping large water-loving herbivores. Invented by the famous ancient philosopher.
Too bad Hippocrates wasn't born more recently, or his animal-transporting invention would have been much easier to create --- he could have just lined a number of modern large metal shipping-containers with foam-rubber, added fresh-air vents and some form of toilet-fixture, and voila! --- hippo crates.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
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Hippo of Coke

“Dude, I just got a hippo of coke last night.”
“Bro, it must be snowing near you”
by Sluttypumkinspicelatte December 16, 2018
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Hippo Pussy

After you're done having an intense anal session with a girl and decide to fuck her in the pussy, you leave small particles of her shit on her pussy whilst you fuck her.
Adam gave me and my mom a wicked case of Hippo Pussy last night! I had to use the rough side of the scrubby sponge.
by Ram Ranch Jr. May 13, 2019
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Happon

a fat ass man who says turn your monitors off
Happon: MONITORS OFF FUCKERS
by HawksP07 April 24, 2019
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hippocrisy

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.
The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.
by QuacksO November 20, 2019
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Heppa-aids

Portsmouth ohio people contract hepatitis plus aids due to sharing needles and unprotected sex.
Randy has heppa-aids because he loves fentanyl and dirty portsmouth girls.
by Ohio man February 18, 2020
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