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Handkerchief

A handkerchief is a form of a kerchief or bandanna, typically a hemmed square of thin fabric which can be carried in the pocket or handbag, and which is intended for personal hygiene purposes such as wiping one's hands or face, or blowing one's nose.
She has a very nice looking Handkerchief!
by Sadiz May 23, 2021
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sandy handle

Used to describe the condition of the male phallus after using it to dig post holes or, more commonly, after spending time at the beach.
Dude! I totally pushed her stool in with my sandy handle yesterday!
by My Cancer has AIDS April 27, 2014
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sloppy handra

"When a tall, Persian eyed woman who goes by the name Big Al, rubbeth thy hang down with the contents of an old easy cheese canister." - Benjamin Franklin 1768
It was a foggy, mid evil night as I lyeth in thy staw bed listening to her old, clubfoot draggeth across the cold, cobble stone floor. It wasn't until I heard the familiar clinketh of an old easy cheese canister against big Al's chastity belt, that I knew a sloppy handra was about to go down
by AnealEyo January 16, 2015
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8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.
Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!
by Monkey Business 909 March 5, 2017
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Fap Handed

To receive a hand job aka a handy or old fashioned.
Your mom fap handed me under the dinner table last night.

My uncle snuck in my room and fap handed me.

The coach caught the team as they fap handed each other in the locker room.
by Eaton Holgoode December 1, 2017
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Fucky Handel

I dont deal with anybody tring to fucky handel me. The game is to be played not taught.
by roll tide505 June 2, 2018
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Pizza Handle

The end crust of a pizza usually is thrown away because most don't enjoy the handle because there is no sauce, cheese or other toppings on it.
I usually throw away the Pizza Handle of my pizza slice because there is no flavour
by AbsorbedSpoon3 May 10, 2018
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