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in the Hamptons

A state of mind in which the person is unrealistic, verging on being delusional. Being out-of-it.
All of those people who bought those sub-prime mortgages must have been "in the Hamptons" when they did that. Or,

I was hiking in the Appalachians, hit my head on a rock, and was "in the Hamptons" for an hour or so.
by Boss Brian July 31, 2009
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hamph

Derived from 'hrrmph'
A word that is used when one is very angry about something. Usually an exclamation, used alone and not mid-sentence, in other words said out of the blue
1. "Im vewy angry I didnt win first place in the banana eating competition. HAMPH!"

2. (when youre home alone and theres no food to eat) "HAAAAAAAAAAMPH!" *it is allowable and encouraged to draw out the vowel in this word.
by Dr. Serah September 22, 2006
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Hampf

A mix of dried seamen and menstrual blood traditionally found after a guy fucks a girl on her period.
-Dude, did you fuck that girl in my bed last night?
-No...why?
-Because there is hampf all over my sheets!
-Ew she was on her period!?
by GBCheatseal September 13, 2010
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Lip Hampster

jeff foxworthy's mustache
.. Damn did you see his gay ass lip hamster...
by basile May 13, 2005
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New Hampshire Hamboni

When two men proceed to have anal sex with sliced ham around their genitals until orgasm when they then proceed to produce semen onto the ham slices and eat them
"last night daquerius and I got so horny we started doing some New Hampshire Hamboni in bed."
by Drug D. Ealer December 3, 2019
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Dirty Hampus

When you take your dads cumsock and suck on it
by Hejhej5 December 5, 2020
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The Hamptons

The Hamptons is made up of SOUTHAMPTON, SAG HARBOR, BRIDGEHAMPTON, WATERMILL, EASTHAMPTON, SPRINGS AND SAGAPONACK. That is ALL.

Year round it's mostly made up of middle class families just trying to get by. In the summer, cidiots (city idiots) or tourons (tourist morons) come out and cause extreme traffic and be generally stupid. In the winter, the Hamptons are pretty quiet (although Bridgehampton and Easthampton get very ghetto).
Cidiot: Oh my Gawd, i'm going to ride my new pony, Sir Edgar LeJonesy, in the Hamptons this weekend.

Local: There is absolutely NOTHING to do here...
by BHgirl November 22, 2011
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