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The Hamptons

The Hamptons is made up of SOUTHAMPTON, SAG HARBOR, BRIDGEHAMPTON, WATERMILL, EASTHAMPTON, SPRINGS AND SAGAPONACK. That is ALL.

Year round it's mostly made up of middle class families just trying to get by. In the summer, cidiots (city idiots) or tourons (tourist morons) come out and cause extreme traffic and be generally stupid. In the winter, the Hamptons are pretty quiet (although Bridgehampton and Easthampton get very ghetto).
Cidiot: Oh my Gawd, i'm going to ride my new pony, Sir Edgar LeJonesy, in the Hamptons this weekend.

Local: There is absolutely NOTHING to do here...
by BHgirl November 22, 2011
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