ex I never had

1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.

2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.

*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away*
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.

'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?

by talon256 July 21, 2012

Wishing (If I Had A Photograph)

It's not the way you look
It's not the way that you smile
Although there's something to them
It's not the way you have your hair
It's not that certain style
It could be that with you
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me

I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the make-up
And it's not the way that you dance
It's not the evening sky
It's more the way your eyes
Are laughing as they glance
Across the great divide
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the things you say
It's not the things you do
It must be something more
And if I feel this way for so long
Tell me is it all for nothing
Just don't walk out the door
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing

Wishing (If I Had A Photograph)

by Death Menace February 5, 2023

what had happened was

explination of dire circumstances; to really get your point across

Sharon:You hooked up with him?
Lani:See, what happened was...

by Sarah January 17, 2004

you had me at hello

Shut up i wanna fuck, even if it is in front of all these whiny ass divorced bitches. Just put it in my ass right now, Jerry! (From the retarded movie Jerry McGuire)

I asked this blonde girl at the club if she wanted a drink and she said "You had me at hello". I had my dick in her ass before I got the car started.

by bohits January 28, 2004

If Trump Had a Burmese Wife

When Donald J. Trump wished one of his wives were from Burma, who would have reminded him to seek undemocratic advice from her country’s military coup leaders, which could have allowed him to have faux more years at the White House should his numerous lawsuits against alleged fraudulent voting fail.

If Trump had a Burmese wife or mistress, he’d have undemocratically been re-elected, by staging a professionally planned coup à la Birmanie, or by declaring a years-old martial law to prolong his illegal stay at the White House.

by MathPlus January 31, 2021

im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

I wish I had a dick

When a girl says "I wish I had a dick " , she means she wishes she could masturbate easier . She says this because her clitoris is not sensitive so , she has to give into buying a 40 dollar vibrator to masturbate. She just wishes it was as easy for her, as it is for a man to masturbate .

" I wish I had a dick"
" why so?"
" idk I wish I had a dick"

by Wackgirlshit April 7, 2019